April 2009
19 posts
When Insults Had Class
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“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” - Winston Churchill
“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” - Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” - Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” - William Faulkner (about Ernest...
“The Pulitzers gave awards to everybody! I mean, they gave out 15 awards to...”
– Stephen Colbert, whining about not receiving a Pulitzer Prize (via inothernews) (via whatson)
I miss you, Stephen Colbert.
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FMyLife Moments in Greek Mythology
mthrfknluis:
interiormotive:flourhoneymilk:
Icarus
Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML
Odysseus
Today I came up with a plan that helped my country...
i left my heart in san francisco
Why do we lie to ourselves?
My Philosophy teacher asked our class that the other day. Someone said, “Because we want to make ourselves feel better — we want to hide from the truth.”
I guess that could be it. But sometimes, I don’t think that we’re hiding from the truth. Sometimes, I think we don’t know what the truth is.
How am I supposed to discern which...
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copycats:
Drop It Like It’s A Whole Lotta Love...
this is my day:
two essays due thursday that i haven’t started and a skipped poli sci class and video chatting in the library and monster and grapes and almost bursting into tears during {m} because i was too damn tired and it’s too. fucking. hot. and it’s only 11:30 bitchesss.
Sometimes I really hate being able to see other perspectives. I feel like when I’m level-headed I risk losing my pride, which is actually a good thing, but still. I’m irritated.
I just scarred my baby sister for life.
