April 2012
37 posts
March 2012
70 posts
“There was Samuel. And so Samuel was this judge and he was doing a great job but...”
– Excerpt, The Old Testament, from The Queen Kathleen Version of the Bible (via reenajoyflores)
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU STILL HAVE GREEK YOGURT!
I am friends with crazy people.
J: U coming to hunger games?
C: No wat dat
J: Movie on thurs at midnight
C: I haven't read the books! I won't know what's goin on
J: Kath and i are gonna speed read
...
J: Buy iiiit
WatchMy big debut.
“When he saw Karenin, with his fresh Petersburg face, his sternly self-confident...”
– Anna Karenina, Tolstoy
Everyday I thank God that I am not in a major that requires me to do math.
FSM quotables
This girl at the table next to me starts talking about how great her professor is, how involved he is, how much he cares about his students and how many really nice emails he sends.
Her friend says, “Wow, the one email I got from one of my professors last semester said, ‘You are in danger of receiving a D or an F.’ That’s all it said, that one cold line. F*** you, I...
